IZ A POEM!

So basically, Jessa needed to write a poem about Odysseus for a class, and I was able to shit one out in under a minute. It went a little like...

"Brave was this man called Odysseus,
He even blinded a cyclopseses.
Evantually his posse were turned into pigs,
And for a year, he shagged a witch in her digs.
Then the survivors killed some bitchin cows,
And the next morning, they were all like KA-PLOW
Evantually this fucker found his way home,
Where some dumb hobos wanted to get blown,
By the the wife of this man Odysseus,
Which made him even more pissed,
So then he trapped and killed them all like wild boars,
But I still say his wife's a little whore."

Now with an epic reading by Samwise the Ostrich